"You look confused," said Adrian.I shook my head and sighed. "I think I'm just over thinking things."He nodded solemnly. "That's why I try to never do it."
"I don't suppose that she gave you the job based on looks alone? Adrian had been staring off but now flashed me a big smile. "Why, Sage, you sweet talker.""That's not what I meant! What happened?He shrugged. "I told the truth.""Adrian!""I'm serious. She asked me what my greatest strength was. I said getting along with people.""That's not bad." I admitted."Then she asked me what was my greatest weakness was. And I said, 'Where should I start'""Adrian!""Stop saying my name like that. I told her the truth. By the time I was on the fourth one, she told me I could go."
-Richelle Mead, Bloodlines
"Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am. Emma you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass." “Galen?” “Hmm?” “You can put me down now.” “I’m not ready yet.” He tightens his hold. “You don’t have to hold—“ “Emma? Can you hear me?” “Uh, yes. I can hear fine. I just can’t see—“ “That’s a relief. Because for a minute there, I thought maybe you didn’t hear me when I said I’m not ready yet.” -Anna Banks, Of Poseidon
"Did you know that is space it's very, very cold? And that there's no oxygen? And if an astronaut fell out of a shuttle without his suit he'd die right away?" I'm a fast learner. "But that would never happen. Because astronauts are really, really careful." George gives me a smile, the same dazzling sweet smile as his big brother, although at this point, with green teeth. "I might marry you," he allows. "Do you want a big family?" -Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
“Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?”
“I bet you think things through, right? Accept candyfrom strangers and get into vans with a sign that reads free Kittens?”
- Jennifer Armentrout, Obsidian
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