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Memorable Quotes 1/3: The Ones That Made Me Laugh Out Loud

Hi everyone! Certain quotes just stick with me over time, and I thought I'd do a feature to highlight some of my favorite quotes. I have so many I like, so I decided to break it down into three sections, each with a different type of quote. These are the ones that made me laugh :)

Bloodlines (Bloodlines, #1)

"You look confused," said Adrian.I shook my head and sighed. "I think I'm just over thinking things."He nodded solemnly. "That's why I try to never do it."

"I don't suppose that she gave you the job based on looks alone? Adrian had been staring off but now flashed me a big smile. "Why, Sage, you sweet talker."
"That's not what I meant! What happened?He shrugged. "I told the truth.""Adrian!""I'm serious. She asked me what my greatest strength was. I said getting along with people.""That's not bad." I admitted."Then she asked me what was my greatest weakness was. And I said, 'Where should I start'""Adrian!""Stop saying my name like that. I told her the truth. By the time I was on the fourth one, she told me I could go."
-Richelle Mead, Bloodlines

Of Poseidon (Of Poseidon, #1)"Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.
Emma you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass."

“You can put me down now.”
“I’m not ready yet.” He tightens his hold.
“You don’t have to hold—“
“Emma? Can you hear me?”
“Uh, yes. I can hear fine. I just can’t see—“
“That’s a relief. Because for a minute there, I thought maybe you didn’t hear me when I said I’m not ready yet.”

-Anna Banks, Of Poseidon
My Life Next Door
"Did you know that is space it's very, very cold? And that there's no oxygen? And if an astronaut fell out of a shuttle without his suit he'd die right away?"
I'm a fast learner. "But that would never happen. Because astronauts are really, really careful."
George gives me a smile, the same dazzling sweet smile as his big brother, although at this point, with green teeth. "I might marry you," he allows. "Do you want a big family?"

-Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door
Obsidian (Lux, #1)
“Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?”

“I bet you think things through, right? Accept candyfrom strangers and get into vans with a sign that reads free Kittens?” 
- Jennifer Armentrout, Obsidian

What are some of your favorite funny quotes? Also, if you've ever done a feature with different quotes, I'd love to check it out! 


  1. My favorite quote is the Bloodlines.

  2. I love the one form My Life Next Door but Daemon also has his moments :) Great picks :)


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